" Saw this and wanted to post it, moneys tight right now maybe I should find a differant job? I heard Burger King Is hiring!!" 

" Ladies...Careful what you write on a cue'-card to your man...It may distract him" 

"Hate Monday ? Brain just don't work right.....Well here's a button you can now put on your key-board for those times when you just know....YOU SCREWED -UP!!" 

I'm Just A Love Machine